Far from etheral and wise, elfs are dim-witted, opportunistic, and
basically scum! When not in the throes of one of their mental handicaps,
elfs run rampant across the world, hacking and slaying for fun and profit!
This spanky lil' "Beer & Pretzels"-style roleplaying game is a dead-on
poke in the eye to the notion of rational, soulful "elves" perpetuated by
all too many fantasy campaigns.